i’m the guy who shoots the bullet through the CDs to make the hole

8:55 pm  •  24 July 2014  •  40,546 notes
  • me: i want the thing
  • someone: i'll buy you the thing
  • me: nonono i can't let you do that
  • 8:55 pm  •  24 July 2014  •  189,698 notes
    I am drowning
    In my mind
    And they tell me to
    Just Breathe.
    As if
    It were ever
    That easy.

    M.S. (via halluzinogen)

    This for the past two weeks. I’m getting there though.

    (via txnk)

    (Source: coffee-crinkled-pages)

    8:54 pm  •  24 July 2014  •  2,571 notes

    Doctor: I think you’ll need a shot

    Me: AYYYYY

    Doctor: AYYYYY *brings out tequila*

    ― (via quotecomedy)
    8:50 pm  •  24 July 2014  •  135 notes


    them nights when you wish someone was just laid next to you cuddling you or just fucking the shit out of you

    8:50 pm  •  24 July 2014  •  89,754 notes
    8:42 pm  •  24 July 2014
    I am no expert on love,
    But I have a few suggestions to keeping your love alive.
    1- Don’t fall asleep angry. But if you do, wake up in the middle of the night and hold her as close as you can.
    2- Laugh during sex, especially if you bump heads. If you aren’t laughing, you’re with the wrong person.
    3- If you don’t feel comfortable dancing naked with your partner and showing them your four chins when you laugh, you’re doing it wrong.
    4- Romance isn’t for everyone, but a post-it note in their lunchbox telling them they’re the best will never go amiss.
    5- Don’t cling to them at parties. Dance with friends and spend time with acquaintances, but wink at each other across the room.
    6- Keep everything 50/50, or you will fall out of balance.
    7- Stop comparing your relationship to others- you are you, don’t try to be someone else.
    8- Be kind. Give them space when they need it, but be their home when they come back.
    9- Be proud to love them.
    10- Support them through whatever they do in life, even if it’s a stupid decision. People need to make their own mistakes, but be there if it falls apart, and never say ‘I told you so’.
    And most of all, love with your whole heart, or don’t love at all.
    ― (via little-dyke)

    (Source: lilith-not-eve)

    8:41 pm  •  24 July 2014  •  69,465 notes
    I wish I had the ‘wow’ effect on someone.
    ― (via soulsscrawl)

    Ya do bitch

    (Source: lauralittlex)

    8:40 pm  •  24 July 2014  •  48,328 notes


    i am that person who constantly jiggles their leg i’m s orry

    (Source: bluelanternrazer)

    8:25 pm  •  24 July 2014  •  340,363 notes


    i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

    (Source: urbancatfitters)

    8:25 pm  •  24 July 2014  •  896,531 notes
    Being rejected from something good just means you were being pointed toward something better. (via thedailypozitive)
    8:25 pm  •  24 July 2014  •  504 notes